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August 7, 2007

Well, you know we do deliver...

News today that Denise Richards still wants Charlie Sheen's sperm.

Of course, you're already there - she doesn't actually want him to jump her bouncy bones, but just to make a test-tube donation so she can have another kid.

We think that there must be room for negotiation there, and without going into specifics, delivery methods and motivational enticement should be aspects of any good contract.

Yeah, we still think about those scenes in Wild Things too.


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