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July 21, 2007
Spoiler
Yeah, we've got the new Harry Potter book.
Yeah, we could spoil it for you...
But nah. That's amateur stuff. Like the punk jock who was bragging about how he loved shouting out the ending to all the people waiting for their last trip with "the boy who lived." Little (actually, he was big - we're referring to his importance in the world and what he'll actually contribute to it) bastard thought this was hilarious.
Luckily for him he didn't actually do it. We had spotted his parked car earlier and would have been more than happy to point out to all those crying children which one they should scratch up with their wands.
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