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May 17, 2007

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There's a great saying that you can judge someone by the company they keep.  Let's judge Paris Hilton today.  Exhibit One: Post-Teen brain trust Lindsey Lohan.

When asked about Paris' impending jail time, LL described it vividly as "terrible."

When pressed for details, he clarified her prior complex assessment, providing a pronoun so we'd know the target of her condemnation: "It's terrible."

There you have it.  The kind of vivid, thought-provoking commentary any parent would love to have their daughter emulate.  To say nothing of the new set of Lindsey hanging out of a bikini at the beach photos that accompanied it.  Nice set of brains on that girl.


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