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May 13, 2007

Mother

Even we have mothers who deserve recognition for all the times they didn't kill us in our sleep.

So get out there and buy her a gift.  How much should you spend?  Well, probably as much as you'd spend on yourself in a day of feckless abandon.  Mom's probably worth a Playstation 3, or XBOX 360, at least a Wii. 

And remember, she could still work that whole sleep thing on you...

     

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