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May 8, 2007

Simple Life...

Who doesn't see Paris Hilton's pending 45 day jail stay as a perfect opportunity to re-launch her TV reality stardom?  Simple Life: Behind Bars would absolutely rock - you've got your standard "chicks in chains" motif, and you add in the glam and "interesting" moral fiber of Paris... what's missing from that.  Very little!

OK, maybe she needs "Slim" Richie backing her up. Now, if it were only possible for Nicole to get convicted of something so she could do some hard time too...

  Remember, when this shows up on FOX, you heard it her first!  

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