we get it... daily
April 11, 2007
Sucker... yeah...
Walk through Chinatown in Manhattan. Count the number of times someone whispers "want nice watch." If we had a dollar for every time we heard that today... we'd have $214 and that would just about cover dinner.
Seriously, do we need another broken "Rolex?"
Yeah, we'll probably buy another tomorrow. But only one of the "plain" ones. The really glitzy ones look fake. We want one of those stainless steel models. If you don't go overboard, then folks will assume it's real.
And girls, that goes for fake boobs too. Especially for fake boobs.
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