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February 1, 2007
Mooninites take Boston
Yesterday, with a terror device suspiciously similar to a Lite Brite toy, Mooninites threw Boston into a terror fit worthy of a highly caffeinated Meatwad.
Scattered about the city were small placards with the image of a Mooninite flipping you off with a very low rez finger.
Of course the whole thing was just a Taliban publicity stunt, as they publicize the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie expected shortly in a theatre near you. Yes, near you.
Or is that what the Mooninites want you to think?
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