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February 1, 2007

Mooninites take Boston

Yesterday, with a terror device suspiciously similar to a Lite Brite toy, Mooninites threw Boston into a terror fit worthy of a highly caffeinated Meatwad.

Scattered about the city were small placards with the image of a Mooninite flipping you off with a very low rez finger.

Of course the whole thing was just a Taliban publicity stunt, as they publicize the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie expected shortly in a theatre near you.  Yes, near you. 

Or is that what the Mooninites want you to think?

  Your neighbor, Carl, was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.  

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