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January 9, 2007

Too Late for Christmas...

But this really would have been a great stocking stuffer.  The Taser International Personal Taser.  Now we've seen other "personal" tasers before, but none have been so nice looking, so... couture.

Yes, it's on our Amazon wish list as soon as it hits their catalog...

  And with respect to the Apple keynote this morning.  Will all the analysts please Shut The Fuck Up about an iPhone.  If it comes, it's going to be a phone that plays music.  It's not like it's calorie free real fat, or a substitute for love or anything.  It's a fucking phone that plays music.  Gee, there's only a couple of hundred of those already.  Get the hell over it.  

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