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January 2, 2007
Bad Omen
What does it say for the year 2007 when the best the celebrity watchers can come up with for New Years is that Britney Spears got tired and fell asleep in a nightclub shortly after midnight? Or that Paris Hilton skipped out on an $8 drink tab?
Can't wait for the reports of a nose hair sighting on George Clooney, Rosie O'Donnell admitting she's got a weight problem, or that inevitable Harrison Ford looks old in Indiana Jones Four.
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