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December 6, 2006
Tragedy
One note from the handbook of the Boy Scouts of America, page 41:
...if you have no idea where you are or which way to go, stay put. People will start looking for you as soon as someone realizes you are missing.
Help searchers find you. The universal distress call is any signal repeated three times. Three shouts, for instance, or three blasts on a whistle. A smoky fire in the daytime and a bright fire at night might also attract attention. For smoke, toss grass or green leaves on the flames. Spread your rain gear and bright-colored equipment in the open to catch the eye of a rescue pilot, or flash a mirror in the direction of aircraft.
...Finally, try not to worry too much. You will survive for several days without water and for several weeks without food. Stay put and stay calm, you will be found.
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