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November 17, 2006
News today, well it must be a very slow news day, that Toys For Tots will finally give in and accept the 4000 controversial Talking Jesus Dolls.
What we're looking for is a list of things Mr. Jesus says. "What would I do?" gets tired quickly if there isn't a bit more variety.
We're also reminded of an old pastime where folks would buy talking GI Joes and talking Barbies, switch the circuits, and return them (with receipt of course) in good condition to the local toy shop. The GI Joes ended up saying things like "Shopping is Fun" and "Math is Hard."
Barbie was relegated to things like "Kill! Kill!"
But it's not like we're suggesting anything here...
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