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November 3, 2006

Anna Nicole Smith has a Collapsed Lung

OK, sometimes the headlines function as setup and punch line all by themselves.

  Guess you don't build superstructure like that if the foundation is weak.  It only gets better with the details: Ex-Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith is recovering from pneumonia and a collapsed lung, her lawyer lover Howard Stern has revealed.  Again, wrong Howard, but we like the visual image.  We like the job description too.  Sounds much better than "fucking lawyer."  

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