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October 28, 2006

Remember to set your clocks for depression!

Tonight is the start of daylight savings.  All that summer sun goes away and we descend into the dark depressing days of winter. 

That is unless you live in the primarily agrarian sections of the mid-West who, with an odd sense of wisdom that the rest of the country somehow fails to show, refuse to change to an artificial sunset at 5PM.  Daylight savings?  More like daylight hording or wasting.  Frankly we're sure nation wide suicides would show historic lows if we simply stopped this absurd tradition.

At the very least, we'd see more traffic jams due to accidents on the way into work instead of on the way home.  And face it, which way do you want the delay?


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