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October 13, 2006

Attention Fight Fans!

Few things bring a smile to our faces these days.  A real, actual, smile. But today, we broke out into collective grins all around.  Not just grins, but full-on wide mouthed hungry grins anticipating an orgy of ironic conflict. 

Joan Rivers, or perhaps a reasonable animatronic representation of a the secretly deceased semi-comedian, spoke with the press about Mel Gibson this week.

"He is an anti-Semitic son of a bitch. He should fucking die."

Yeah, bring it on you dried-up combination of plastic and collagen!  Take it to the street!  We can't wait for the two of you to to square off in Thunderdome!  Mad Anti-Semitic Max and the Crazy Crone of the Red Capet!  Any fight producer could see that this match-up is worth MILLIONS!


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