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October 2, 2006

Online Shopping

Well, it's October, and so we all start thinking how many shopping days left until XMAS?

Right?  Yeah, right.

Tired of getting your presents at Amazon?  Here's a new shopping Mecca, and by new we mean you've just never heard about them even though they've been around forever.

Things You Never Knew Existed has been selling crazy shit since before we were crazy kids. We're particularly partial to the Bizzarre things section. Where else can you put a Freddy Kruger sweater, Head in a Jar, and Remote Fart Machine all in the same shopping cart? We'd tell you more, but that would keep you from going there yourself.


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