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August 22, 2006

Freakin Bin Laden...

The Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof has written her autobiography Diary of a Lost Girl. Why is this interesting?  Because she was Bin Laden's mistress in 1996, and apparently Bin Laden had some particularly interesting obsessions... about Whitney Houston.  No, this is too funny for anyone to make up.

Choice tidbits about BL's particular brand of celebrity stalking:

Of course, we've only got her word for this.  Bin Laden has been somewhat reticent of late to come out and speak against his detractors. But we really see no reason why she would lie.  In fact, we also learn that;

But back to Whitney, our first thought was that somehow the Bush Bin Laden hunters might use her as bait to lure him out of the cave.  But then, upon reflection, we realized that this was an obsession with the 1996 Houston, and somehow we expect that bait has gone bad.


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