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August 18, 2006

Button Down Perverts...

While the jury is still out, at least for us, on the whole profiling thing, we have one related suggestion to investigative agencies everywhere.

Check out that top button.

John Mark Karr may, or may not, be the twisted sick-o villain in the JonBenet Ramsey tragedy - there's some question today as to whether he could have had the opportunity to do so, or if he's just another brain case who wants attention in the worst way.  Either way, there's little doubt the guy is definitely a sick, twisted pervert.

And he's got the sartorial clue: Top button on shirt is always buttoned.

Come on people, that's the dead give-away! The guy who fastens the top button, especially on a short-sleeved collared shirt, always has one twist too many in his lifestyle or social reasoning. 

It's like they're trying to get caught!

  Oh, and thanks News Media for bringing back those terribly unsettling "beauty queen" photos of JoanBenet.  Even if the parents are in the clear for the murder, they're still guilty of that travesty.  

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