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August 5, 2006

Leno and Roeper?


We've never forgiven Lamo for stealing the Tonight show from heir apparent David Letterman, and we're not about to start now.  Although they're billing Leno's stepping in for recuperating Roger Ebert as "a special event" we're of the opinion that's like hurled monkey dung being "a special delivery."  Just not at all right.

The chin mutant will appear on the this week's show. They even moved the fucking taping to LA to accommodate "his busy schedule." We'll be off at the movies that night. Gene Siskel will probably be spending some time spinning in his grave.

OK, off the top of our heads, people more qualified and more deserving of the guest host spot: David Letterman, David Hasselhoff, the exhumed corpse of Hervé Villechaize, or the aforementioned dung-slinging monkey.


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