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July 8, 2006

OK, One More Thing About Superman

Five years gone? OK, right. What was he, like 18 when he left?  And that means that Lois was maybe 16.  OK strange visitor from another planet, we're not sure what the laws are like on Krypton, but here in Metropolis we've got laws against statutory rape.

  Sorry about the spoiler there fanboy.  Oh fuck, we're not sorry at all.  If you haven't heard that bit of news already you've really got to come out of your hole more often.  Let us tell you all about Ibuterol Lad, son of Kal El - the lamest plot twist evah! Can't wait for the next movie where IL and Supes team up to take on Mr. Mxyzptlk.  That will fucking sink the series.  

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