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July 3, 2006

Seven Great Things About the USA: 5

Virility - We've had two really great presidents in the last fifty years.  That would be Kennedy and Clinton. What did they have in common? Great times for citizens.  Kennedy ushered in an era of scientific and social gains.  Clinton administered eight years of prosperity and peace.  What did they have in common: sexual antics. 

Think about it.  Do you really want someone who relieves his sexual urges by way of "weapons of mass destruction" in charge of the country, or is it better to elect someone who lets off a little steam once in a while?


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