We did restrain ourselves on running out to buy one of those new Apple Macbook Pros, although it was a near thing.  Something about getting really sick can take the shopping urge right outta ya.

Anyway, lucky thing we did, this is one hot product.

And of course you're already busy figuring that double-entendre out. Apple put a warning about not leaving "the bottom of your MacBook Pro in contact with your lap or any surface of your body for extended periods." 

Extended periods.  That's kinda like... um... how much time is an extended period?