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May 15, 2006


Yeah, we're still watching Survivor.  Even though we think the producers have a habit of stacking the deck.  Last night's final immunity challenge of balancing in the water on a foam hexagon couldn't have been more preferential to a light, low-center-of-gravity-uber-babe, and unreasonably difficult for the two towering guys.  Please.  After years of grueling stamina challenges it comes down to a challenge where the survivor with the best tan lines wins? 

Shane said it all, in a moment of lucidity; Terry was the real survivor.

Terry, however, would not be likely to get the traditional offer from Playboy...


  Some excellent submissions so far, we could end it now, but we'll still take submissions for replacements for posts (or lack thereof) on May 9 and 10 (and 11 for that matter!) a couple of more days.  Submit them in the usual fashion. If you can't figure that out, then we're not too anxious to hear from you.  

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