And if you want to look Geek Cool, you need swag from the Valley.
Wouldn't it be great if you could get that great Silicon Valley swag, even if you lived in Godforsaken, Texas? Well, now you can.
ValleySchwag.Com has a signup package where you can Paypal them useless money to get priceless commercial giveaway junk from Valley Tech companies. No, we haven't sent them any money ourselves, we get boxes of this stuff from just hanging out. But they are providing a unique service to less fortunate individuals with $15 burning a hole in their pockets - for that we salute them.