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April 29, 2006

Clearly annoying...

We're waiting for a class action suit against the brilliant guys who invented that indestructible clear plastic packaging that all our gadgets are wrapped in these days.  You know the stuff; it's hard plastic and requires some kind of router or band saw to cut open.  And then when you have enough cut away and can get your hand into the package the newly-cut edges are sharp enough to lacerate the tender flesh of your fingers, wrist and back of hand.

What we need is a poster-child for legal action.  Someone the press could rally behind, who actually lost a digit to the stuff, to lead the way into court.  Or even someone who already lost a digit and wouldn't mind reopening the wound on a pack of AA batteries.

Wonder what that Wendy's chili woman is doing when she gets out of jail...


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