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April 21, 2006

Are you hungry too?

With all this noise about Tom Cruise eating placenta and the whole silent birth creepiness we have to reflect on how much as we worry about Katie Holmes eventual wake-up call to the freakshow that has become her life, that what is in store for the Scientologically born Suri makes for the stuff of Science Fiction.

But we are looking forward to MI:III. Thing is, when we see Philip Seymour Hoffman we still can't get the scenes where he's kissing Marky Mark in Boogie Night out of our head. 

Of course, that would be a great villain move; planting a big wet one on duck taped bound TC, and quietly professing repressed forbidden love. And then offering him some broiled placenta and fava beans...


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