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April 6, 2006
Big News!
Katie Couric is leaving the Today show! Wow, where oh where will America find another cute blonde botoxed mannequin... to whore... zsnork... um... zzuk... uh... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Uh... oh... huh? Wow, sorry about that. Guess we exceeded our ironic feigned enthusiasm tolerance level for the day. Time for some coffee.
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