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February 17, 2006

Go get'em George...

Step 1 - Actor tells a joke. 

George Clooney at Oscars: "Who would name their kid 'Jack' with 'off' at the end?"

Step 2 - Father of criminal takes offense.

Frank Abramoff writes to Clooney via newspaper the Palm Springs Desert Sun because simply writing to the actor wouldn't register his indignation with the general public who have a right to know that the idiot who named his son Jack with Off at the end is the real jackoff. "Glib and ridiculous... reduced (his grandaughter to tears" he says.  Hey honey, Jack's a criminal and the poster boy for moral rot on our political system. You should have been all cried out months ago.

Step 3 - Actor has to explain humor to the humorless.

"I make no apologies for that — it was a joke," Clooney told CNN's Larry King. "Believe me, the person who's disparaged the Abramoff name is not me."

Kudos to George for having the balls to stand up to these freaks. When is he going to go into politics?

Given the son usually learns most of what he knows of morality and honest from his father, we think "Fuck Off Asshole" would have been just as appropriate.

  For those not paying attention: Washington, D.C. lobbyist Abramoff was convicted of bribery and conspiracy, admitting he bribed public officials and defrauded Native American clients, and spiraling a ton of similar Republican exposure on receiving excessive bribes.   

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