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January 16, 2006
All eyes on Utah
Space capsule returns from 7 year mission into the cosmos bearing space dust of unknown properties. Sounds like a story we've all heard before, and we all know where it's going. However, there's a twist this time. This capsule lands in... Utah?
Wow. When they all turn into cosmic zombies how is anyone going to notice?
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