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January 16, 2006

All eyes on Utah

Space capsule returns from 7 year mission into the cosmos bearing space dust of unknown properties.  Sounds like a story we've all heard before, and we all know where it's going.  However, there's a twist this time.  This capsule lands in... Utah?

Wow. When they all turn into cosmic zombies how is anyone going to notice?

  Brains... and green Jell-O with carrots.  

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