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January 6, 2006
Don't Mess with God's Acreage
Yes, he's really getting fun to watch; that crazy Pat Robertson. Yesterday he got on TV and told his video congregation that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was punishment for “dividing God’s land.”
We've got two problems with this, more actually but only two we're going into.
First, since when does God need land? Or a spaceship for that matter? The idea that God needs real estate kinda works against that whole "giving dominion over the Earth to man" thing.
Second, if God wants to do someone in you'd think he'd be able to be more... well effective, more direct. Sharon is in a coma, not feeling any pain, and according to reports this morning is stabilizing.
What kind of omnipotent being can't kill a fat old man? From our perspective Jessica Biel could do the job in about 15 minutes and leave a smile on his face.
Pat Robertson's God kinda sucks, eh?
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