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December 27, 2005


Martha Stewart has chosen her apprentice! Apparently the winning suck-up is named Dawna Stone. This means that Dawna may eventually spend time in a women's correctional facility for lying under oath! 

Fuck, does anyone actually watch this crap? Personally we find alcohol abuse more spiritually enriching.


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