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November 18, 2005
From the road...
Eight hours on the road. The last two to cover about 60 miles in LA traffic.
One stop to eat and excrete.
Feeling a bit like Ozzy Osborne climbing out of the car - all flexibility is gone, trouble hearing, slurring our words like old pirates, looking for something to imbibe to make the hurting go away.
Oh Gin! We sing your praises. Hail to you fruit of the juniper berry! We add tonic water to help prepare our immune system for the coming malaria pandemic. We're all about the health foods.
Now we're checked into casa de Hilton. Someone mentions Paris and spoils the buzz.
We're up all night discussing and diagramming the next phase of this little road fiasco. The Friday paper arrives...
House of reprehensibles rejects call for non-binding resolution calling for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. No duh. Hey, let's put it to a national vote! Arnold can help, he's up on all that special election stuff.
Sony RootKits still making their mark as the dumbest thing a company has done in the name of greed since Enron.
Harry Potter movie next week - still to push the envelope as to what parents will take their kids to see when it comes to violence, torture, and this time death in the cinema. All are fine as long as there's no breast feeding.
Russell Crowe admits to throwing phone at hotel clerk. Fuck, we've only been in this place for two hours and there are at least four clerks we'd like to surgically castrate. Go Russell go! We need someone to whip these losers into shape!
Someone breaks out the cards and all of a sudden we're playing Chinese style lowball for (mostly) unopened packages of stolen restaurant thin mints.
Culture, it's all over the road.
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