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November 7, 2005

The Real Conspiracy

Why are there so many stupid people walking around today?

No, really.  There are more morons, rubber-neckers, goofballs, mouth breathers, inbred fools walking, and driving, and double-parking today than ever before. Something about how law and medicine and public service announcements keep reminding them not to die off.

It really feels like a conspiracy.  Like there's some bigger agency for whom the state of this reduced mental acuity actually serves to promote their own well being.  Why else would the societal organism actually keep these heaps of wasted meat breathing and procreating? It has all the earmarks of a conspiracy, a plan to ruin the curve, to eliminate real thought as desirable or even achievable.

Or maybe it's just dumb luck.


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