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October 31, 2005
Boo!
We have a few suggestions if you're looking for a last minute costume.
Janet Jackson - Either in the wardrobe malfunction super-bowl mode or recent video buff mode. The key here is if you're fit enough nobody is going to point out that you're not black (unless you are) and that your costume isn't close to what JJ wore. Hint: That nipple pin can be easily mocked-up with felt pen.
Time-traveling Karl Rove: Orange jump suit. Extra points if you can get a big guy in another orange jump suit to explain that you are his bitch.
Donald Trump: Wear a suit and spread cotton candy on your head.
California Governor: Just piss a lot of people off by taking louder when they talk. Say things like "Kalifornia doedn't kneed speachal iterest groaps runing things."
M. Jackson - Any number of great rubber skeleton masks can be spray painted with flesh colored paint. Sunglasses, hat, and grab your crotch. From there, you can only go up.
Happy Halloween!
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