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October 18, 2005

And I sleep with her!

Anyone catch Ashton Kookier dropping the "I was talking in bed with my wife last night" line. He got even slyer when he said the newlyweds "were trying to catch up with the Cruises" deftly alluding to lots of sex in the same bed.

There hasn't been subtlety like this since Tommy Flanagan bragged on being married to Morgan Fairchild on SNL...

  Of course, Ashton isn't lying.  We just all wish he was...  

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