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September 26, 2005

Airport Food

People complain about airline food. Bad quality and small portions... you know the drill.

But if you really want to get irate, try to get a good meal a the average air terminal before your flight. Simple request: green salad. Burger King can't mess that up, right? Wrong.

Order the salad. The zombie behind the counter asks you if you want your chicken baked or fried. You don't want chicken? Sorry, we don't do a salad without chicken.

Don't do a salad without Chicken? Well yeah, we do, but it costs the same as the one with chicken.

Somewhat reminiscent of the scene in Five Easy Pieces with Jack Nicholson. Unfortunately the irony is lost on this burger serf.


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