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September 25, 2005


What do we hate most about flying? It's people, yeah all the rest of you. You take our armrests, you lunge backwards in your chair like a lineman making a tackle, your corpus mass overflows a single seat, you fail to maintain basic hygiene, you homestead the bathroom, you carry luggage far too large for carry-on, you sneeze without covering, you fail to discipline your loud children (who similarly think the chair back in front of them is some kind of soccer kicking practice surface.) Basically, you're everything we detest about the species crammed into a very small space.

Of course, this time we're getting our revenge - we're flying with a cold and we're not afraid to use it. 

Happy sniffles.


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