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September 10, 2005

Not to be outdone...

In an eventually weak attempt to one-up hurricane Katrina, the Sun on Wednesday expelled one of the largest solar flares on record.

Science 101: Solar flares come with intense radio emissions that interrupt high-frequency communications when they hit the earth. They are often seen in a series of events, which of course temporarily interrupts news broadcasts reporting how screwed up things are in the flood zone.

So far there's no comment professional deity manipulator Pat Robertson.


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