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August 24, 2005
Q&A for Wednesday
With a complete dumbass running the country, how long to you think it will be until Doomsday? And doesn't our so-called "president" realize that all he does is make new enemies for us every day? Bombing and killing and shooting them simply serves to create more and more people that hate and loathe our country, namely terrorists. - Lollie Pop
Doomsday would be a relief. Think more like a Kafka short story that's 10,000 pages long.
Ok, fine. Here's a question: If you could jet-ski across the Atlantic Ocean when it freezes over, how many pancakes does it take to wooffle a doghouse? Tom, of Wofbob
Tom, you've asked your quota of scatological ramblings there.
Strange. Laziness and indifference ended the Puritan theocracy but helped cause the Bush theocracy. Isn't it funny how some things come back to bit you on the ass?
We wish it was funny.
Did Pat Robertson finally lose what ever marbles he had in that fat head of his? And why now? -- jayson
Not marbles, moths. And better now than when he'd gained some credibility.
Boxers, Briefs, Panties or Commando? inquiring minds want to know. -Dingo
Commando briefs. Think about it.
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OK!!! Im thinking of getting a tatto of a barcode on my wrist and under it it says "FUCK THE SYSTEM". What are your thoughts? (plus it will come in handy when i want to see want im worth at the supermarket huh?) - Hando753
That's a good idea, when you mellow in your old age you can change the F to a B.
Why arent we all dead yet?, As a race humans have degenerated to such a point where our own existence seems to contradict itself, so...Why are still alive?
Contradictions aren't fatal. They'll just be damn embarrassing when the superior life forms from outer space arrive and ask us "What the fuck were you thinking?"
I'm going out tonight to pick up chicks. Should I act like an ass-hole like usual or compliment their shoes? Time's running out! ~DD
Go with the shoes. It's easy to go shoes to asshole. Hard to go from asshole to shoes.
I am the Miss America. The fact is...you wish while I AM, Don't you agree? _label_whore
We wish you am.
Okay, another question...Do you think the world is going to end in 2012 as the Mayans predicted?-Mr.Slippyfist
Well, given where the Mayan's are today we're not putting a hell of a lot of faith into their predictions.
Do you think Bush will try to pull an 'Escape from N.Y.' and elect himself President-for-Life? On the one hand, it would mean his continued power, but on the other hand, it would give him a chance to mellow out. I mean, if a new Republican is elected, chances are we'll go through the same cycle. Bush, however, couldn't really get any worse... right? - Psi Sushi
The fucker is on the longest presidential vacation in history. How much more mellow do we want him to get?
Which person are you in the evil.com class photo?- Bec Ryan
Third from the left through second from the right. Note the matching "class" rings.
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