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July 16, 2005
They Saved Hockey
Yay, hockey will be back on for the next season... burp.
We're sure you're right there with us in the "couldn't give less of a shit" camp about the greedy owners and players of Hockey finally figuring out they were missing out on billions of loonies by staying off the ice.
The only upside to this story is that all the hockey fans will be out of circulation during games, which means better freeway conditions, less drunken brawling, and we're less likely to have a chatty mouth-breather behind us at the movies.
Sure some of you are intelligent, likeable folks. But we're happy to do without you if it means that the mean intelligence in the city goes up IQ 30 points while you're joining your fellow fans during game time.
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