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April 24, 2005

Finger not cooked...

OK, so the woman in the Wendy's Chili Finger deal has been arrested.  Not much from the investigators here, but it has leaked out that the finger was not cooked in Wendy's Chili.

Chalk another one up for dumb criminals. Seriously, how much planning would it have taken to buy some chili the prior day, simmer the finger overnight, and plop it in the following day? It's not like you weren't planning for a while, or was the whole "getting a severed finger" thing something spontaneous? Hey look Dolores... a finger!  Let's head over to Wendy's!



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