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April 18, 2005

Snoring hurts your sex life...

In the category of "duh" news we get a team of British researchers who have determined that "snoring will cause you to have an inferior sex life."

Uh huh.  Gee, thanks for helping us out with that.

Yeah, anyone who's snoring will probably not be the most active partner between the sheets. Of course, there are some folks who kind of like a "passive" partner, but we're thinking the focus here is more on how much the snorer is enjoying the whole event. 

Actually we're more interested in a related study about how being a British researcher will hurt your sex life...

 

   

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