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April 5, 2005

Thanks UC... once again, too late for us...

A recent poll from the University of California exposes that among US teen agers:

20% have had Oral sex and 31% are planning on it in the next six months - hey, there's a cure for the summertime blues! For reference, only 14% said they had engaged in intercourse (what a lovely expression.)
Those polled said it was safer than standard sex, and many reported they didn't think it was sex at all (all Hail Bill Clinton!)
Oral sex was considered the moral choice because it "preserves virginity."

Why why why do these advances in social evolution always come years after we've left the system?

And on a side "men are so selfish" note. The survey gave boys the edge on having performed the oral act more than girls. That's right, the guys were the more considerate partners here. Girls, you've got some catching up to do in the general giving department.

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