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February 22, 2005

Koko has no shame...

We loved the story about how famous "talking" monkey Koko apparently is kinky for watching women's nipples. Apparently bored by the same old nipples, zoo management was scouting for new talent when said talent sued for the bizarre job description. Now, with lawyers in the picture, no one is happy.

What's next for Koko? Sounds like a trip to Mardi Gras or Fort Lauderdale to us. Gorillas gone wild!

Shhhhhh!

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A theory left unresolved...
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