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February 14, 2005

Valentine's Day

Candy, flowers, cards, edible underwear... choose one and give appropriately today.

Remember, romance can start with a simple statement.  Something like

"My great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress. So how about it?"

Remember girls, guys aren't big on subtlety.  Speak plainly and clearly and you too might end up the Royal Highness the Duchess of Cornwall of your special guy's domain.



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