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January 30, 2005

No no no no... NO!

Michael, Michael, when will you learn.

If you're trying to get the message out that you're not a freak, don't do a video. Don't do a video.  Don't do a video.  Stills are bad enough but live pictures are not your friend.  Send out an audio, a written transcript, geez even a note scrawled on a MacDonalds napkin.  But don't put your melty face on our computer screens.  First, it scares the corgis, second, well we're skipping lunch today.  And finally, ARRRRGH!  If you want to talk disgusting...


Sunglasses.  Good.  Lipstick.  Bad.  Get some help.  

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