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January 2, 2005

New Years Eve for Special Performers...

We forgot to mention one observation from New Year's Eve television.  Ashlee Simpson, famed Karaoke singer, got way too much time on one of those network shows. AS baby, you need to stop talking between songs. Not good for the long-term career.   Between the slurry, syrupy speech and the crossed doe eyes you make Jessica look like a brain trust.


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