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December 1, 2004

We're so sorry...

How crappy can reality television get? Gilligan's Island set a new low. Geez, not only was it contrived and planned to the point of idiocy, but all that reality manipulation didn't make it at all interesting to watch.

Ginger or Mary Anne?  Nope, even Rachel Hunter's low cut gown didn't motivate us to make a decision here.  And we feel particularly cheated by the Mrs. Howell's.  No MILF there. The promo airbrushed photos hid cracks, crevices and signs of potential inbreeding that made sensitive body parts shrink.

Leave them on the island...



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