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October 23, 2004

Cream in her eye..

Two guys apparently threw pies at pseudo-hottie-conservative-"traitor"-spitting commentator Anne Coulter this week.  Unfortunately they only hit her shoulder, not the likely target of her face and frothing lips.

Coulter was dressed in her typically titillating "bait-and-switch" style of little black dress with bare shoulders and plunged neckline.  We're assuming the cream was targeted for her face, but given the eventual impact zone it might actually have been aimed at her chest.  Some guys aim there too. Who can tell these days...?

We're reminded of so many times when guys left the pack to approach some unbearably attractive woman at a bar, totally fixated on the image projected, but who turned a 180 and returned when said piece of hotness opened her mouth and proved herself "totally fucking insane dude!"  Remember, never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

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