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October 21, 2004

Distribution Dilemma

With the shortage of flu vaccine reducing the viability of an effective piggybacking method this year, how will the manipulators of public opinion distribute the winter apathy drugs?

Oh yeah!  The election!  It's direct absorption through the skin time, and with the new "touch to vote" machines in play it's never been easier. Wow, thanks again Florida!

Remember to wear your gloves to the polls!

     

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