we get it... daily
October 8, 2004
One of the dumbest ideas...
AT&T thinks your cell phone is a great music store. We almost didn't write this one, cuz it's so blatantly dumb that we figured we couldn't make it sound any funnier. But we're stuck for something to write about today so here goes, top 10 reasons why your cell phone is not a music store:
Sure! It makes sense to preview music on the absolutely shittiest speaker you own.
We're tired of trying to use the phone mini-browser to get into MILFMANIA.ORG. This is the perfect replacement.
Two words: Speakerphone Rave
We've gotten so good at text messaging in traffic that we can't wait to start shopping in stop-and-go!
Finally, anywhere and anytime we can be filling out our Pink Lady and Jeff collection!
We've already got music on our PC, PDA, thumb drive, and iPod, so it makes sense to scatter it out even more.
Hey, what are we going to do with that 15k space left over of free phone memory? One partial track sampled at 16kbps? Sounds great!
Being the envy of our geek friends is all we live for.
Two Words: Timberlake Ringtone
Burning "pay per K" connect time to listen to music samples is our second favorite activity, right after just sending AT&T a check to pay for the pleasure of listening to their customer support "wait music."
Why do the days where we have nothing to say involve so much text?
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